Papers and Politics

I'm not sure where this came from, but I thought it was pretty funny. I've been swamped at work these days so I know my posting has been sparse and dry. But I'll be moving out of the country in a month or so, which I'm sure will give me plenty of material and time to entertain and challenge you. So hang in there...

The Wall Street Journal is read by people who run the country.

The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country and are very good at crossword puzzles.

USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however, like their statistics shown in pie charts.

The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could find the time... and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.

The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't sure who running the country, but don't really care so long as they can get a seat on the train.

The New York Post is read by people who don't care at all who's running the country so long as they do something really scandelous, preferably while intoxicated.

The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country but need the baseball scores.

The San Fransisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure there should be a country. And who ever is running it, they oppose all that they stand for, with the occasional exceptions that the leaders are handicapped minority feminist atheist dwarfs who also happen to be ilegal alians from any other country or galaxy provided, of course, that they are not republican.

And finally, The National Enquirer is read by people who are only running their errands and stuck in a long line at the grocery store.